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Dear Worlds Largest McDonald's.

What are you doing!?
You are such a slacker, I am not impressed.
I was 16 and thats the BEST you could do...
You were a disgrace.
You should of been in rehab...
You only had one ketchup dispenser...
I bet the worlds smallest McDonald's had two.
I am not saying these things to hurt your feelings, I just...
I don't know, expected... more. You know?
I bet Ronald would vomit.
Did you fall to pieces while Ronald was at Dave's funeral?
No BBQ sauce?
My nuggets were bone dry.
Your lucky my best friend was with me.
My dad felt like a fool trying to impress his son and you let him down you terrible establishment you.

Signed,
Every kid that has ever driven through Oklahoma and read 46 billboards building up to you.