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I have experienced something new.
It's gorgeous.
Shes gorgeous.
It's so great to have someone to talk to about things that I like.
Its great to have someone who cares.
Whats the difference.
4?
At this point it doesn't matter.
All that matters is happiness.

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Dear Pilgrims,

I have been waiting all this time
Its my turn
I am part Indian
I will let you hang out on my land
In return we will have this feast
I have an opinionated question though Pilgrim,
Is she too young?
"I don't know if she is, do you know her?"
I don't know anything...
"well theres your answer"
You're right...
"There are no do's and dont's only judgment"
Hmmm you're right...
"In the future, when we are all astronauts, this question will be no different"
You are right!

-The Indians. All of them.

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Dear Connoisseurs ,

Dot.
Dot.
Dot.
I have outlined for you the most luscious portions.
My ankle is three times the size of the average.
It's full of something.
Meat I hope.
It feels delicious when I touch it.
I have outlined the three portions that look the most delicious.
I have prepped it for surgery.
It looks so delicious.

Signed,
A modest proposal.

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Dear astronauts

I was wondering how I look from up there.
How many inches am I from my dreams.
How man centimeters am I from my parents.
I miss them, I miss being a kid.
I miss wishing I were one of you.
Now its too late... I cant be whatever I want to.
I should of enrolled in space camp.
We didn't have the money...
Did you go to space camp?
Sorry for being so intrusive, I was just curious.
Sometimes its hard to breath here...
I know, I am preaching to the choir..
But we don't need masks here like you do up there, yet we wear them.
Not to breath but to see, to see what its like to be in someone else's shoes.
I want to be in your boots.

Singed,
Previous me holding a Hi-C juice box.

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Dear Worlds Largest McDonald's.

What are you doing!?
You are such a slacker, I am not impressed.
I was 16 and thats the BEST you could do...
You were a disgrace.
You should of been in rehab...
You only had one ketchup dispenser...
I bet the worlds smallest McDonald's had two.
I am not saying these things to hurt your feelings, I just...
I don't know, expected... more. You know?
I bet Ronald would vomit.
Did you fall to pieces while Ronald was at Dave's funeral?
No BBQ sauce?
My nuggets were bone dry.
Your lucky my best friend was with me.
My dad felt like a fool trying to impress his son and you let him down you terrible establishment you.

Signed,
Every kid that has ever driven through Oklahoma and read 46 billboards building up to you.

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Hey guess what!
You're an adult now.
You were waiting this whole time to get here.
So... how is the special K?
Wait... are you eating cocoa crispies...?
I thought you were an adult now...

Me too, me too!
Then I had the urge...
is that so bad? Is it?

Well, I guess not.. but I just want you to know how important little things like this are.
I see you trying to act different and more adult like, you get so close but then you crack a joke.
Whats the deal... don't you want this?
I thought you did.

I do, I do... It's just... I think this is who I am.
You know... adult or not. I am just this way...
Jokes are me...

Well fine... but that wont get you very far.

Signed,
-Society